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Cardio lady

She's the same lady that's always on the cardio machine every time you go to gym regardless of the time or day. Whether she is walking on the treadmill, climbing the Stairmaster or using the elliptical machine, she always appears to be doing a minimum of two hours a day. She never uses anything other than the cardio machines and always has head phones on and is always tuned into whatever is on the television. They think they're super models when they're really a cross between a dead corpse and a malnourished praying mantis who cling to the cardio machines and still think that they are fat.

Julie: 'Is she going to get off the stairmaster?'
Stef: 'You've got no hope Jules, she's always on it, she's the cardio lady'
Julie: 'They should a time limit on each machine, so others can get a turn'
Stef: 'Good idea, why don't you go tell reception'
Julie:'I will'.

by Kick Ass Gal December 20, 2017


Lady Colin Campbell

A woman who gossips on British Television.

Lady Colin Campbell is a pretentious piffler.

by Lady Colin Campbell. October 14, 2022


lady digger

Lady digger means a man is loving a lot of lady’s at once

He’s a lady digger!”

by What’s up boy April 18, 2018


yodeling Lady

When a man sticks his face in between a woman's ass cheeks and yodels into her ass before ejaculating in her braided hair..

Her hair is in braids ,she must want a yodeling lady...

by Drinic2181 August 8, 2021


ladies man

a gentleman, a scholar and what you act like you dont want to be, but praise

a: i used to be such a ladies man
b: lol i like you better now
a: no

by ☜(゚ヮ゚☜) (☞゚ヮ゚)☞ July 7, 2022


lady donut

A womans asshole

I can't wait to eat that lady donut!

by Scarbones March 1, 2016


Lady Brisket

Refers to adult human female genitalia. Eating lady brisket is synonymous with cunnilingus. But while a muff diver is merely someone who goes down, a lady brisket eater is someone who has "a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career".

Binky: I like eating brisket

Pooky: You like eating them lady brisket too, don't you Binky?

by Wombats on Ponies August 7, 2021