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A champagne lip smack is a procedure a female would use to wake her partner from sleep.
First she must undress completely, then straddle her partners face, putting her lovely labia against his/her peaceful sleeping lips.
Next she pours her favorite champagne down the front of her breasts, allowing the bubbly liquid to flow down, across her labia and in to her partners lips causing them to wake up delighted by the surprise.
"Mom, my husband won't wake up, he keeps sleeping through his alarm."
"Did you try a champagne lip smack honey?"
"That's great advice mom, thank you"
A slang term used for a masculine man but acts like a bitch.
Man, Seth sure is a pussy lip paw.
A person that ends up with a fat lip as a result of talking too much.
She ended up getting a fat lip finnigan because she couldn't shut her mouth again.
Smoking term among marijuana smokers, used to describe saliva left on a mouth piece. Specifically being used in a group setting.
Example: “Bro don’t bitch lip it!”
Example: “Ew you bitch lipped the bowl”
Example: “I could feel myself bitch lipping the bowl”
guy 1: you see Kaylee over there?
guy 2: yeah, that's bitch lips ayy
guy 1: yeah! you're right!!
When some fuckin ledge goes to nandos with the lads and some joker dares you to try the extra hot sauce. Being the ledge he is he proceeds and trys the bad boy.
Later that night the young ledge goes back to his side chicks for a bit of late night flanter. One thing leads another and the girl proceeds to rim the arch bishop of banterbury leaving her with a saucy burn around her lips
Lad: Hey Russ were you round your side chicks last night after nandos?
Russell: Yes mate gave her hot lips didn't I
Lad: Russ you are a fuckin ledge my When some fuckin ledge goes to nandos with the lads and some joker dares you to try the extra hot sauce. Being the ledge he is he proceeds and trys the bad boy.
Later that night the young ledge goes back to his side chicks for a bit of late night flanter. One thing leads another and the girl proceeds to rim the arch bishop of banterbury leaving her with a saucy burn around he lips
Lad: Hey Russ did you go round to your side chicks after that cheeky Nandos last night?
Russell: Yes mate gave her hot lips didn't I
Lad: Russ you are a fuckin ledge my son