Random
Source Code
Random
A name given to, mainly females, for being excessively gooey, especially around the underarm area. They are known for having various house hold objects disappear in their goo. They will often avoid wearing bikinis but when they do it is not a pretty sight that you'll want to be around. Layers and layers of goo will pour out eventually consuming everything in sight.
Wonton: Hey Devon!!! Where the fuck is my laptop?!
Devon (tubby goo monster): I don't fucking know!!! Have you checked underneath all my goo???
Wonton: I told you to lose weight you fucking tubby goo monster before your goo eats the rest of my shit!
Cunt Monster (noun) a vicious, all consuming, angry, enraged woman. Not a lady!
.
example: we've only been married three months but that Cunt Monster just keeps consuming everything I make, including my cock. My wallet is sore than my cock. M.A.
A guy with a huge penis and is a badass motherfucker.
He's such a one - eyed monster Nicholas
Mia Khalifa: Have you heard that Nicholas has a one - eyed monster
Shrek: What's that
Mia Khalifa: He has a huge Penis
Shrek: I want that
NIcholas: COME BABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBY
A guy who blew one side of his head off with a shotgun.
DoD you see the one eyed monster on rotten.com? Half his face and head was missing.
A individual leaf that is much stronger than the average coca leaf.
To use coca leaf Vs monster the sentence originates from “Coca leaf is like sprite, this leaf is like MONSTER!
A male or female doing sexual favors for one another for drugs.
#mostliklymeth #methmonester #marshalltownIA #whore
I have created a crock monster