N-word Pass

Legendary celestial power that contradicts our knowledge of the universe by giving other individuals who aren't black the ability to say the N word without fear of reprecussions from outside supernautral forces.

I use the N-word pass to gain massive power and will hopefully unravel the secrets of the universe

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steak n' dinner

To have sex. (i.e. stick a dick in her)

Dude, I had steak n' dinner last night and it was good.

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Dip N' Crump

When you go on a "booty call" and promptly leave to go camping

Pete: "So we are going to go camping today?"

Mark: "I'm going to try and go for a Dip N' Crump"

Pete: "OK you fianut"

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Ding N Cheese

A sandwich containing dingleberries and fermunda cheese served inbetween two hot buns with a dill pickle on top.

I didn't have any food in the fridge so I made her my special Ding N Cheese.

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Rip ‘n’ dip

The act of farting and then leaving the room.

Oh for fuck’s sake, I think Graham’s done a rip ‘n’ dip again.

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Roast n Boast

The act on screwing a fine bird (or pig) then telling all your mates.

When Güntherß Müllard had sexual liaisons with a sexy female he proceeded to tell his mates.

This is how you Roast n Boast:

Güntherß Müllard: Yh I nailed that goth chick at the weekend!

Harry Peterson: you can't stop roasting and boasting!

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a stag-n-doe

a party where, all the invitees, both male and female, are single.

I have never yet been to a stag-n-doe, have you?

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