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when a woman achieves a larger breast size by going on birth control; a riff on “big naturals”
ever since katie went on birth control she’s got the fake naturals
Not real hot dog. Like made of plastic and you cant eat it.
Kid: Hey! What are you going to be on halloween?
Other kid:I dont know yet
Kid:Hey! Whats that in your pocket?
Other kid: fake hotdog
the definition of urban dictionary
bro: how many fake words are there on the ud?
you: uhm, way too many lmfao
A friend who does something to piss his friends off.
Jose Martinez: Hey I’m On my way!
*waiting 20 min*
Jose Martinez: nvm I don’t want to go
Friends: fake fam
when a person leaves without saying anything or when a person says they are gonna do something that takes 5 mins to do but end up going out for a long period of time
Malek: Yo guys I'm gonna go to the bathroom real quick
2hrs later
Yak: Did that guy just fake afk us
Tensive: ye gango he did
Today you can prank your boyfriend or hubby that you wanna break up with him.
her: I wanna break up
him: what why
her: because i don’t feel it
him: dont leave
her: I know I’m never gonna do that it’s National Fake Break Up with Your Boyfriend Day
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Intentionally starting an argument with your significant other and acting like you never did just so they’ll be mad at you and not wanna talk to you so that way you can do whatever you want to
you are always faking a fall out so you can be with other bitches