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When something so painful happens and it's so painful that it's like having an eagle dig its talons into your nuts.
watching keanu reeves act is so painful that it gives me eagle nuts.
dropping a brick on your toe thats eagle nuts.
walking in on your girlfriend with some dude, thats eagle nuts.
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General term for loose-fitting, very casual clothing (such as exercise shorts and a t-shirt) usually worn on weekends spent lounging around the house and/or doing chores that may result in a person getting dirty. Occasionally worn for exercise or quick trips to the store, although being spotted in nut clothes is unfortunate.
May be worn by both males and females.
Exact meaning of the use of "nut" is unclear but could refer to: 1) clothes that a man has nutted into or used to clean up nut spillage, 2) the looseness of the shorts revealing the man's nuts, or, 3) the ratty nature of the clothes, like the unkempt appearance of a wild, unshaven nut sac.
Tom: What are you doing this weekend?
Dick: Nothing really. Probably going to spend Saturday and Sunday in my nut clothes, watching football.
Harry: I think I'm going to have to break down and get new nut clothes because the old ones are so nasty that even I can't take it anymore.
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Unlike the soccer phrase nutmeg, the victim of a nut mugging has to be male. The victim is impaled with a sharp object in the male genital region also known as the ballsack. Semen and blood begin spilling out of the man’s sack as this gruesome act is performed. The items used to impale the sack usually include tooth picks, knives, and sharpened toothbrushes. This act is highly illegal in every state and country while if done the so called nut muggerwill be put to death instantly. As the male victim will have much difficulty reproducing and spreading his genes.
Bro Kyle is pissing me off I’m about to nut mug him
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The pleasuring feeling you get when you clean your ears.
Dude, I cleaned my ears out last night and I ear nutted
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Someone who gets overly nervous or excited about EVERYTHING!
Hey nervous nuts, chill out! Man, you got nervous nuts, relax!
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A condiment that comes out of a wiener instead of going on to it.
He spread his nut mustard all over the buns.
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Same thing as ligma balls. Ligma is a serious disease that kills people but is very rare.
Person 1 - Did you hear that Ninja died by Ligma?
Person 2 - No.
Person 1 - LIGMA NUTS/BALLS.
BUT SERIOUSLY LIGMA IS A DANGEROUS DISEASE.
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