Killing two pigs with one bird

A modern version of the popular saying "killing two birds with one stone." derived from the popular video game "angry birds."

I was killing two pigs with one bird by eating lunch and playing angry birds at the same time.

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Snap off a pig biscuit

To defecate, do poos.

I'm just off to the john to snap off a pig biscuit.

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I have to text my pig

A modern version of "I have to wash my hair" or "I have to sort my sock drawer"; an obvious excuse and serious blow off that can be employed when standing in front of the person asking you to do something you don't want to do.

Girl: So we're going to Bar 123 after this; do you want to come with us?
Guy: Aw, I would but I have to text my pig.

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since the pigs ate my brother

a long time, seems like forever

"Wow...Roy Bundy! Geez, I haven't seen that feller since the pigs ate my brother!"

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International When Pigs Fly Day

The first Wednesday of October, farmers around the world climb to the tops of their barns, strap wings on a pig, and throw it down onto a mattress.

Howdy, y’all! Get your porkers ready, because it’s International When Pigs Fly Day!

I think my pig is whistling

The German version of oh my god but for when something unbelievable happens.

Not used much in modern Germany, probably because it sounds so ridiculous

Person 1: The government has announced the existence of aliens!
Person 2: I think my pig is whistling!?!?

kill two pigs with one bird

To accomplish two tasks with one action; an update of the phrase "kill two birds with one stone" via Angry Birds

Guy: Hon, I've got to go out to the post office.
Girl: While you're at it can you pick up the dry cleaning too ... kill two pigs with one bird?

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