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The most Savage, zero fuck giving, dick smashing, homophobic meat gazing faggot you could only ever dream about dreaming of. Literally the god of all gods. Hands down the finest nut gobbling human to ever walk this shit ass planet that your pathetic self calls earth. You will never in your life be able to fathom the pure awesomeness that a poopdong contains in a single pube strand from their taint. Imagine the smallest dick having pussy Wrangler you know, and multiply them by infinity plus ten thousand of Ron Jermeys' beat up cocks. That's not even a fifth of what a new born poop dong is at birth. Shortly after a poopdong is born, Jesus Christ himself comes down to the temple and sucks a fart straight from their butt hole, not only out of respect, but for the pure joy in doing such an amazing act of kindness. Having the pleasure of living during the same century as a poopdong is not only a miracle in itself, but a fuckin god send to all you butt hole licking sister fuckers.
Hey Jesus, it's Santa. All I want for Christmas is to inhale a burp through a bendy straw from you after you suck a fart from a newborn poop dong. -Santa
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When you drop a big load and it doesn't sink - a big part of it is out of the water like a whale (about a quarter), making it look like a whale.
It doesn't touch the sides of the toilet - just sits there.
I dropped two poop whales yesterday.
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the act of using a bathroom in a restaurant, fast food place, store ect. with no intention of purchasing from the establishment.
I was driving back from lunch and had to commando poop the Hardees on bypass 17!!
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When you get down on a girl and go into the number 2 instead of the 1
“Oh ya my boyfriend and I tried something new last night. He slipped it in and it felt like backwards poop!”
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A poop chip is when you have bascially shitted on yourself and you let it sit in your underwear for a long periodically time . Then you let it crust over and when its done crusting over you peel it off and it looks like a poop chip or aka a pringle.
You want a poop chip
What the hell is a poop chip
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A miraculous and very pleasant poop that requires minimal wiping (and time) to complete, while enduring a long flight that lacks a readily available quiet and relaxing poop conducive environment.
"Oh, man. The flight from the US to London was brutal. I especially regret eating those buffalo wings and baby back ribs before departure."
"Are you serious, man? You must have had an awful time. Did you shit yourself?"
"No actually I was lucky. Usually that shit goes right through me but I think the gods were on my side this time. I had an airplane poop."
"Dude, you must have a guardian angel. Theres no way I could eat greasy ribs and wings and be lucky enough to have a perfect poop like that."
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The Testing of Whether or not one enjoys the passing of a massive hard poo, signifiying that the anal cavity has been stimulated. Oh that also makes you a total fag for likin havin it in your butt.
"Dude have you ever taken one of those dumps that felt SOO good after its out?"
"dude thats the poop test! You love the cock!"
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