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I just went to my doctor and got the three knuckle punch!
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On January 24 if you know a Chloe give her a punch
I can’t wait to hit Chloe on national Punch Chloe day
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YOU EVER WANNA HIT A LILIA? well here you go, November the 30th is national punch lilia day
Man 1-"dam dude, cannot wait till the 30th"
Man 2- "why?"
Man 1- "ITS NATIONAL PUNCH LILIA DAY"
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When doing a male or female in the ass you then pull out, cum on your fist, turn your lover around and punch them in the mouth.
I bought an ugly girl home last night and had to resort to a top deck donkey punch.
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using your muscular hydrostat to lap a partner's anus with the intention of bringing sexual gratification
Ses: Damn, Dirx! You were real loud last night! What did you do?
Dirse: She was tounge punching the dirx star....
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January 13th is national punch a ginger day, but really, every day is punch a ginger day because they deserve it
"dude, it's national punch a ginger day!"
"let's knock the lucky charms out of their leprechaun lookin a$$es"
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"Fuck off!"
Ladies and gents, yo soy la creadora...now beat it!
Burger King employee:So you gonna order or what...!
Sandra:Huh...don't be getting all pissy on my ass else punch my crotch!
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