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The unspoken rule that when using exclamation marks, you must always use either one or three exclamation marks in a row. Two or four are not allowed, because they look wrong.
Girlfriend (texting): the new twilight movie is out!! lets go!!!!
Boyfriend: no. you just broke the exclamation mark rule
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Having sexual relations with a female and her friend is always acceptable as long as the total score of said bitches hotness equals 10 or more.
The 3some plus rule
While having sex with a 9, one only needs to include a 2 or greater to make said intercourse awesome and braggable.
Coversely, having sex with a 5 and a 4 is just average and the particapator should be ridiculed for banging 2 Gremlins.
In extreme situations the hotness scale can be ignored for certain features such as huge tits or no gag reflex. Of course these attributes must be reviewed by a panel of your peers.
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The scientific rule that states "If a girl has more than three tattoos, she'll probably take it in the ass."
1.) At first, I didn't buy into the Three Tattoo Rule, but eight years later and a few more romantic encounters under my belt, I'd have to say it's true.
2.) Cindy didn't disappoint. She was covered in ink and reaffirmed my belief in the Three Tattoo Rule.
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During a drinking game when a rule is needed the Mad Dog rule is the best.
"The Mad Dog Rule" says that you must Mad Dog either the person across from you or everyone (your choice) whenever they take a drink or else you must take a drink yourself.
Maria: I drew an 8!
Clara: Mad Dog Rule!
Everyone: MAD DOG RULE! MAD DOG RULE! MAD DOG RULE!
Maria: How can I Mad Dog, I can't feel my face
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Taking 30 seconds to think before you say anything, because 99% of what you say right away is stupid.
This is most commonly used in the World of Warcraft.
"Raloth, 30 second rule!!!"
"Shut up Raloth, 30 second rule!"
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Rules ABC 🔤
Definitions are written based on unreal stories.
Definitions are written based on imaginary characters.
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It's easy like ABC..
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With love 💕 and with my Rule ABC
by Wanderlust ® November 16, 2021
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guideline imposed by fabulous wannabe modern single women regarding timeline for having sex with prospective boyfriends/husbands. Akin to the mandatory waiting period required for gun purchases. Allows women an evaluation period to checkout said husbands to evaluate their worthyness and future potential while simultaneously assuaging their own guilt about slutty behavior if they sleep with prospective husbands too quickly
Babette wore the pink bra and panties under her little black dress this evening because she wanted to prepared for all possibilities on her date with kurt. They had been seeing each other for two weeks now, so the three date rule no longer applied.
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