run out the clock

To hit menopause without ever having kids.

Everybody thought Jane was going to run out the clock until she was pregnant at 38.

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run me some dome

to demand someone to give you oral sex or a blow job

"Bitch run me some dome."

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hit n run

Multi use-

Use 1: verb- The act of driving a car while having a passenger moon a nearby vehicle at speeds no greater than 30 anything faster would be blurred and considered a "drive by"

Use 2:verb- Running up to someone, mushroom stamping them and running away.

Use 3:verb-: a combination of both of these. The driver drops a passenger of a block or so back, proceeds with the hit n run mooning, while the person walking, unzips his pants, wait for the persons startled wtf just happened to me look, and smacks there tonsils

*side note* Very hard to distinguish which one is being referred to, and is usually a good idea to get further details about the actions leading to the use of this word

Use 1 ex:

So we just got done smoking that spliff and there was an old lady fixing her tire.......haha ya man HIT N RUN

Use 2: Ya Clarissa was cleaning out her locker at lunch, she got the old hit n run.

Use 3: We had the ultimate hit n run today man, left her with bulged eyes and fat print!

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Old English Pump and Run

a variation of Vivaldi's 8th Symphony in A minor, this involves: insertion of the male penis into the mandibula of a three-month pregnant sea donkey. Upon insertion the male farts as loud as possible while simultaneously humming the first 3 bars of the Czechoslovakia national anthem and plagerizing a copy of the world renoun one act play Oust (originally written and directed by Al Gore).

Bobby busted out with the Old English Pump and Run last night during a game of twister with the family.

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Imma run up on you

When someone pisses you off or aggravates you, and you want to fight them

Bitch if you don't stop talking shit imma run up on you real quick

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Inside the park home run

Having sexual relations in the bathroom of a bar. Called the inside the park home run because you're hooking up right there and then in the bar, whilst saving yourself the trouble of traveling to the others domicile.

"Damn! Did you hear Jerry hit an inside the park home run with that chick he just met over there on the dance floor?!"

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JJBA: Steel Ball Run

Gay cowboys go on a huge race to stop the president of America from getting the corpse of Jesus Christ himself so America can always win.

Person 1: I’m I. The middle of JJBA: Steel Ball Run and I’m fucking confused.
Person 2: Well, that’s how jojos is.
Person 1: I guess.

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