Straight White Dude

Heterosexual white males that are very stereotypically straight (i.e. loves beer and women)

Michael and Zayne are straight White dudes.

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ur dad straight

The opposite of ur mom gay.

Virgin #1: Ur dad straight
Virgin #2: No u

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Straight up posted

Straight up posted is where you look really good. It comes from when you have a really good-looking photo and post it online.

Man 1: You look really good
Man 2: Yeah, straight up posted
Man 3: Thanks guys

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queer bait for the not straight

TV show where five faggots come over & try to show a straight guy how to act more like a fudgepacker. As if knowledge of music, decorating, and fashion is not what makes a dude queer in the first place.

Watched exclusively by women and homosexual men.

FABULOUS, Fred!! The guys from Queer Bait for the Not Straight came over yesterday & took me shopping at Fags R Us and the Penis Lover's Furniture Outlet. Wanna butt-slam?

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Straight Forward With You!

When the woman is letting the man know that it is time to talk. Chill conversation. Hopes he sees clearly that this issue is not for the better of the both of them to drag all this IM, PC, mess into it.

If he knows what he would like to say. The best advice she can give is to just say it.

Look at what is going on in the center of our nation. How long are you going to wait to say what it really is you need to obviously say? Straight Forward With You!
I would like to see you tonight!

Me and You Mono E mono! Straight Forward With You! No more walking past like ghosts from the past that is haunting. It is what it is and we are who we are. Be @ the BA if your Game to chill out and actually speak this time.

What I would say is then, you were the LOML. But, you were not really who is now and I'm not really now who I was then. Does that make any sense to you?

Now, IDK how to even say or play that card with you.
Would you like to talk? So I'm simply being Straight Forward With You Jon!

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Straight Cash Folded

Really really drunk.

Pete went out last night. He was so straight cash folded.

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Super Duper Straight

A sexual identity that can be held by anyone of any gender. The sexual preference is to only have sex for the purpose of procreation which entails a male and a female

making babies is the only way I am turned on. And there’s only one way to do that. Male and Female. I’m super duper straight!

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