taking pictures with your eyes.

When you get so high that you can see pictures in your eyes. When each movement is in slow motion and each move you make is a picture.

"Damn bro. This weed is so good "

"looks like you're "taking pictures with your eyes."

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i wouldn't take a shit there

A phrase to designate a place so worthless and disgusting that taking a shit there would class it up.

Benny: Hey! Let's go to Alvin's for some beers and food!
Earl: Alvin's sucks! I wouldn't take a shit there!

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take the cleveland browns to the superbowl

Take a dump.

"Ah man, I gotta take the cleveland browns to the superbowl."

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kick ass and take names

This is just from rumors I hear and web forums I read. I started hearing "kick ass and take names" around the late 80's. Some say it's a police expression.

It probably means that cops or your group of fighters kick the ass of your opponents. Then you "take names" of the people you beat. That way you know the name of a guy you beat. And when you meet him again, you know you can beat him up again.

We gotta go play basketball against that team of jerks, the Eagles.

Oh Yeah! It's time for us to kick ass and take names!

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don't take your meds

don't take your meds the voices are here to help you listen to the voices listen to the voices listen to the voices listen to the voices listen to the voices listen to the voices listen to the voices listen to the voices listen to the voices listen to the voices listen to the voices listen to the voices listen to the voices listen to the voices listen to the voices listen to the voices listen to the voices listen to the voices listen to the voices listen to the voices listen to the voices listen to the voices

don't take your meds it's how the government controls your brain they're scared of the voices the voices give you power the government controls your family don't listen to them everyone is brainwashed by the government

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take my plate downstairs

A phrase used to escape awkward conversations or situations.

Jimmy: mind you shagged at that ugly burd.
Thomas: I need to take my plate downstairs.

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takes away from the table

Somebody you know who is so worthless that the maintenance of their acquaintance cannot possibly be justified.

Antonym of bring to the table, as in somebody who's existence is beneficial to society, as opposed to someone who drains the communal lifeforce from the world.

<Pointing at a serial killer/pederast/shitty president> That guy right there, he's such a douchebag, he actually takes away from the table.

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