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A phrase to designate a place so worthless and disgusting that taking a shit there would class it up.
Benny: Hey! Let's go to Alvin's for some beers and food!
Earl: Alvin's sucks! I wouldn't take a shit there!
"Ah man, I gotta take the cleveland browns to the superbowl."
This is just from rumors I hear and web forums I read. I started hearing "kick ass and take names" around the late 80's. Some say it's a police expression.
It probably means that cops or your group of fighters kick the ass of your opponents. Then you "take names" of the people you beat. That way you know the name of a guy you beat. And when you meet him again, you know you can beat him up again.
We gotta go play basketball against that team of jerks, the Eagles.
Oh Yeah! It's time for us to kick ass and take names!
To kill someone and have sex with their dead body. (Necrophilia is technically not illegal in Kansas.)
Bill Gates is so hot, I would love to take him down to Kansas.
If you are a girl it means you, your lesbian lover and your boyfriend all go to your local amusement park and buy chicken fingers which you then dip in a mixture of Diet Pepsi and horseradish.
If you are a boy it means sex.
Take a bath with your mustache
Girl- hey lesbian lover and boyfriend! Lets go take a bath with our mustaches.
Boy- hey girl wanna take a bath with my mustache?
Somebody you know who is so worthless that the maintenance of their acquaintance cannot possibly be justified.
Antonym of bring to the table, as in somebody who's existence is beneficial to society, as opposed to someone who drains the communal lifeforce from the world.
<Pointing at a serial killer/pederast/shitty president> That guy right there, he's such a douchebag, he actually takes away from the table.
A phrase used to escape awkward conversations or situations.
Jimmy: mind you shagged at that ugly burd.
Thomas: I need to take my plate downstairs.