i wouldn't take a shit there

A phrase to designate a place so worthless and disgusting that taking a shit there would class it up.

Benny: Hey! Let's go to Alvin's for some beers and food!
Earl: Alvin's sucks! I wouldn't take a shit there!

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take the cleveland browns to the superbowl

Take a dump.

"Ah man, I gotta take the cleveland browns to the superbowl."

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kick ass and take names

This is just from rumors I hear and web forums I read. I started hearing "kick ass and take names" around the late 80's. Some say it's a police expression.

It probably means that cops or your group of fighters kick the ass of your opponents. Then you "take names" of the people you beat. That way you know the name of a guy you beat. And when you meet him again, you know you can beat him up again.

We gotta go play basketball against that team of jerks, the Eagles.

Oh Yeah! It's time for us to kick ass and take names!

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take my plate downstairs

A phrase used to escape awkward conversations or situations.

Jimmy: mind you shagged at that ugly burd.
Thomas: I need to take my plate downstairs.

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don't take your meds

don't take your meds the voices are here to help you listen to the voices listen to the voices listen to the voices listen to the voices listen to the voices listen to the voices listen to the voices listen to the voices listen to the voices listen to the voices listen to the voices listen to the voices listen to the voices listen to the voices listen to the voices listen to the voices listen to the voices listen to the voices listen to the voices listen to the voices listen to the voices listen to the voices

don't take your meds it's how the government controls your brain they're scared of the voices the voices give you power the government controls your family don't listen to them everyone is brainwashed by the government

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Take him down to Kansas

To kill someone and have sex with their dead body. (Necrophilia is technically not illegal in Kansas.)

Bill Gates is so hot, I would love to take him down to Kansas.

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take a bath with your mustache

If you are a girl it means you, your lesbian lover and your boyfriend all go to your local amusement park and buy chicken fingers which you then dip in a mixture of Diet Pepsi and horseradish.

If you are a boy it means sex.

Take a bath with your mustache
Girl- hey lesbian lover and boyfriend! Lets go take a bath with our mustaches.

Boy- hey girl wanna take a bath with my mustache?

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