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When you put a dildo up your ass and you have to shit out the dildo
Jake Ryan’s ass was so sore last night because he told me he did the Texas broomstick
When you heat up an ice cream scoop until it’s red hot. Then scoop a mans’ nut sack off.
I’m gonna Texas Nut Scoop Brad when he gets home.
n: the act of inducing sexual pleasure while prairie dogging.
Karissa likes to perform a Texas Pipeline to relax after a hard days work.
"Yeah bro, Her Dad Married Us ... She was like 7 ... Texas Marriage"
It is a town in Texas that no one likes. They act like there better but really they are just jealous. They suck. Terrible
Eastland is better
Cisco Texas sucks and is a terrible place
It is a town in Texas that no one likes. They act like there better but really they are just jealous. They suck. Terrible
Cisco Texas sucks and is a terrible place.
When you are swinging on a rope swing and it gives you rope burn in your vagina
Brittney: why do you keep grabbing your crotch
Jessica: I gave myself a Texas rope swing