rock n roll

only the greatest type of music ever! only for head bangin, long haired, rockers. usualy have huge concerts. have guitars, drums, bass, and singer.

AC/DC (Highway to Hell)
Black Sabbath (Iron Man)
Motley Crue(Girls,Girls,Girls)
Scorpions(Rock You Like a Hurricane)
Skid Row(18 and Life)
Guns n Roses(Welcome to the Jungle)
Kiss(Detroit Rock City)
Cinderella(Nobody's Fool)

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Dutch fudge roll

Shitting underneath the covers and having your partner eat it.

A Dutch fudge roll is the erotic result of a Dutch oven taken to the extreme. The covers trap in the wonderful scent, and the darkness allows your partner to imagine that they are eating a delicious fudgy pastry.

My boyfriend gave me a delicious Dutch fudge roll last night, and I licked it up like a shit-eating fag.

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Cincinnati Cinnamon Roll

noun, a form of coprophilia, where a person defecates on a partner's chest then ejaculates on the fecal matter causing it to resemble a glazed cinnamon roll.

Susan was awestruck by the sheer mass of the Cincinnati Cinnamon Roll which she had received from her boyfriend Gerald.

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tuna castle roll

When you take a dunce hat and you stick it in a woman's vagina, resembling a funnel. Then, you pour in gravy and minced canned cat food and a half cup of milk. Then, leave the funnel in her vagina and go out to your local fishing spot and catch five or six fillet-sized bluegill. Next, go back to the funnel-vagina, whip out a blender, put the bluegill in the blender and blend until there is bluegill gravy. Then you pour the bluegill gravy into the funnel. Make sure all of the liquids have left the funnel into the vaginal cavity and remove the funnel. Let the mixture ferment for three hours. Next, you start to fuck her by sliding your penis in and out so when the penis come out, it makes a sticky sensation and the liquid drips off like saliva off of one's chin. Do this repeatedly until one achieves an orgasm and then stick your nose into her vagina and the smell should smell like tuna casserole.

My friend Larry and his girlfriend just did a tuna castle roll and the whole house reeks.

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rolling brown out

When two people are fucking and the girl squats over the guys face and shards on his face.

Guy" lets do something freaky"
Girl" you wanna do a rolling brown out?"
Guy"sure"
Girl"unzips pants and turns around"
Guy"i change my mind!!!"

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that's how we roll

That's how we choose to behave, how we choose to respond or not.

"You wanna be a terrorist...we'll hunt you down and kill you... That's how we roll."

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slow your roll

Calm your freaky ass down.

Bro, slow your roll before you get ur ass shot from a rent-a-cop for being so damn stupid.

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