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Max Todd

100% guarantee to have a massive forehead and a receding hairline at the age of 12, he is quite smart but has 0 chat and only shoots 2's. All his ex's are Indian and he loves a bit of spice. He acts like he's the bollocks but is a big pussy, he needs to grow up, tell him to stop chatting to munters.

dave 'you seen that max todd guy'
john 'yeah hes a right munter hunter'
dave 'no hairline merchant'

by geeza1291 January 12, 2023


max albert

A very small person that has very small hands, dick and anus. You can spot a max Albert by there grumpy attitude, shity music tastes, slightly curly hair, and runy poop.

He is a max Albert. I can tell by his shity music taste.

by Richard the first half of the April 10, 2016


max minute

An amount of time that far exceeds that projected amount of time. I.E. much long than expected

Brian asked Djean, "Garrett called 10 minutes ago and said he was almost here, right?"
Djean replied, "Yeah, he was supposed to be here 2 hours ago though. He's taking a max minute."

by Trillbill42 December 23, 2017


max knouse

Max Knouse has great hair and he is really HOT!!!

Max Knouse any wanna hang out
Sure I mean...YESSSSS
OK JEEZ

by Baseball 19283768 November 28, 2017


chimney maxxing

Smoking a copious amount of cigarettes daily for an extended period of time.

John has been chimney maxxing

by Jesus762x39 April 29, 2024


Max sweet

MASSIVE COCK

i have a max sweet

by oopoof April 16, 2018


iPhone 11 Pro Max

A great phone, good cameras and good cpu. Not a ripoff like some people claim. People just want a good phone to use with a reliable camera. Nobody is forcing you to buy it. So don’t… If you don’t want it. It’s like saying a Bugatti is a rip off, just because it’s more expensive than an old used Honda. It’s personal choice.

1: I got an IPhone 11 Pro Max
2: ok

by Eiffeltowerfan1234 June 23, 2022