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god lover

one who is narrow minded, talks about god all the time and how he has saved their life, usually has a jesus fish on their car, conservative, agrees with anything the bible has too say even if they have to know otherwise.

god lover: i love god

by Chase Gallagher June 16, 2006

17๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


god was drunk

the reverse of "god's will" -god passed out somewhere, (heating grate?) barely able to speak

where was god during 9-11? -answer: god was drunk!!

god was drunk when katrina came around!!

by michael foolsley December 27, 2010

5๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


SPAGHETTI GOD

A BIG, WHOLE WHEAT DICK AND NICE AND CHUNKY, FLOSPAGHETTI GOD WITH A BIG, WHOLE WHEAT DICK AND NICE AND CHUNKY, FLOPPY MEATBALL BALLSPPY MEAT SPAGHETTI GOD WITH A BIG, WHOLE WHEAT DICK AND NICE AND CHUNKY, FLOPPY MEATBALL BALLSSPAGHETTI GOD WITH A BIG, WHOLE WHEAT DICK AND NICE AND CHUNKY, FLOPPY MEATBALL BALLS SPAGHETTI GOD WITH A BIG, WHOLE WHEAT DICK AAND NICE AND CHUNKY, FLOPPY MEATBALL BALLSSPAGHETTI GOD WITH A BIG, WHOLE WHEAT DICK AND NICE AND CHUNKY, FLOPPY MEATBALL BALLS SPAGHETTI GOD WITH A BIG, WHOLE WHEAT DICK AND NICE AND CHUNKY, FLOPPY MEATBALL BALLSSPAGHETTI GOD WITH A BIG, WHOLE WHEAT DICK AND NICE AND CHUNKY, FLOPPY MEATBALL BALLS

SPAGHETTI GOD WITH A BIG, WHOLE WHEAT DICK AND NICE AND CHUNKY, FLOPPY MEATBALL BALLS

by Rear_End_Eater March 18, 2021


praise be to God

I love god

God is good

I love Christ

I pray โ€œPraise be to Godโ€ every fucking day of my life now that Iโ€™m a non-denominational Christian

by Bad C dev June 10, 2023

8๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


God Church

A word in Jake Paul's song its every day bro. And he had to ryhme with merch. And now it's a things he says.

I just dropped some new merch and it's selling like a GOD CHURCH!

by theLmastet September 26, 2017


Ravioli God

There can only be one ravioli God in the world. If the current ravioli God doesn't want to be god, they have to go to the closest Zapppos and poison all the food. The person who survives is the next ravioli God.

Man, Jacob is a great Ravioli God.

by Hatersspahgehtti December 17, 2017


Despacito God

That one dickhead who thinks hes shit at art and is fucked up in the head but hes actually good at art and no one really cares

Despacito God> sipik do you hate me?
Sipik> nah man ur fine
Despacito God> fuckinell

by BeanSucc December 10, 2020