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a singer/songwriter with over 9 million instagram followers. gets a lot of hate but doesn’t deserve it.
Ayo have u hear Jacob Sartorius new song it’s a total bop
The man, the myth, the legend. He sees all and knows all, he is all powerful and all loving , in other words he is god.
Always living the ream!
Top quotes: 'Louis... glasses', 'James... spanner', 'Right C'MON then', 'Time for tea', Henry... phone'
James; Ahhh mate I've fucked my job...
Max; Better call Tim Jacobs then...
James; I wont tell him, he might scrap it...
The #1 who likes getting pegged
Y’all here jacob holley dropped anotha one
a fire headed ginger, who burns burns people. He was the original FHD disease and lots of kids make fun of him and beat him up at school.
Jacob Kooba Rafacz gets beet up on Jan 20 every year on national kick a ginger day.
A dude with one leg who will typically attempt to roast you but gets butthurt when you roast him back. Typically makes excuses as to why he can’t work and has to be lazy.
Jacob Monday : You’re a loser with no money
Johnny Tuesday : You literally live off of the government.
Jacob : *cries and rage quits whatever he’s doing*
Lancky muppet with 8 finger at his left knee.
Chav 1: your such a Jacob Garrity
Chav 2: nah lad im leng
He is short and kind of smelly but is a nice person and has good vocals. He is incredibly good at singing and can beat ANYONE at uno.
He's good at cross country (not really)
He is the best at sugar dusting, and will challenge anyone
that jacob jackson is great