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When looking for roommates, if one says no, just go on to the next one
Person 1: closed on the roommate?
Person 2: he has a lease through the end of august
Person 1: On to the next one
Person 2: I don't chase em, I replace em
Thats my new slogan!
Kelly: I'm going to plaster it like a campaign sign all over my ride. Then get a pair of shorts and logo that on it.
Seeing men are all about the T&A these days, well we all know they have naturally been that way since the dawn of time, on the left breast It will be written, Friends Don't Let Friends, then the "Right" Breast say, Hate And Die!
Or, You could just plaster it all over on of you S-T modles! either way it's what should be real, but alas falls short these days. Like the MADD for Mothers Against Drunk Driving!
That's right! "REAL FRIENDS":
Definition 1:
"Friends Don't Let Friends Hate And Die!"
*(;@KGS2010;)*
Don't Shave December follows the same rules as no shave November, just in December.
Yo it's Don't Shave December, don't shave.
To respond to a hater throwing shade or trying to rain on your parade
Amanda: "That's a cute dress, I wonder how it looks on someone who isn't fat"
Jessica: "Bitch! Don't put pickle juice in my tea pot!"
An R&B song co-written by Busta Rhymes and CeeLo Green, with the latter producing the song.
Something your friend tells you when they don't want a present but, you are gonna get them one anyway.
John: What do you want for Christmas
Tiffany: I don't need a present
John: ok I will get you one anyway.
When I woman's stomach sticks out farther than her breast. The female version of a "dickie do".
"Ugg I ate so much I gave myself a titty don't."
"My stomach sticks out farther than my titties do."