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A complete and utter waste of precious childhood.
You wake up at 2:30 in the morning to go to a building which resembles a federal prison. There, you go from cell to cell, repeating the same thing over and over every day. You get obsolete, inconsequential bullshit shoved down your throat by people who are only there for the money and time off. Then, you get tested on this bullshit, and if you fail because you don't understand, then that's too bad, which totally defeats the purpose of learning anyways. Meanwhile, you are forced to interact with mindless clone bot teenagers who only care about drugs, sex, and the mall. And if that's not enough, they send you away with more bullshit, aka homework, to do during your only free time at home when you could be pursuing your own interests that might at some point be relevant to the life you want to lead instead of the one the fucking government chooses for you. In the future, you will never need to know quadratic formulas and geometry unless you plan on becoming a mathematician. To sum it all up, HELL is a big competition to weed out the "smartest" people who the government hopes will one day take reign over their cesspool of fucking moronic imbeciles which is leading our country to hell. Our only hope is that one day someone who can see through this will break free from this penitentiary and make some much needed reforms.
If you ever need to know anything they teach you in HELL in real life, there's this nifty little thing called GOOGLE.
Hell is School
On April 23, 1635, the first public school in what would become the United States was established in Boston, Massachusetts. Known as the Boston Latin School, this boys-only public secondary school was led by schoolmaster Philemon Pormont, a Puritan settler. The Boston Latin School was strictly for college preparation.
Sum kid in 1634: Yay i can stay home evryday! i dont need to go to learn!
Kids in 1636: Oh no :( summer break is at its end. We need to go visit hell again D:
The teacher: Welcome to hell!
My life. Really, shouldn't you know this? Don't you live in hell?
why are you searching it up. we all know what it is the majority still goes there.
some hints:
we go there from monday-friday
we get homework
we suffer
did you guess it yet.
well if you didn’t then you’re a dumb bitch.
it’s school 🤧
the answer is school.
Mom: Ready to go to school?
Child: you mean hell? 💀
A building in which people/their parents pay to be there, and kids go through a bunch of mental torture by being "taught", having their only breaks be saviors. However, sometimes the mind gets so corrupted by it and tells the child to choose violence over food. Some hells don't even get breaks. Usually only active Mondays through Fridays, sometimes less. This mental torture is taught by multiple people, and even uses a language that goes by "math". It is a language "taught" all over the world. Every hell has a manager, which goes by the principal. The workers usually go by "teachers" although there are some janitors that get paid $7 an hour. You need to go to hell in order to actually get a job, which actually rewards you for doing work. Some symptoms of this place are depression, mental illness, and mental corruption. These are similar to the symptoms of a job.
Parent: Get ready for school.
Kid: AW HELL NAH GOTTA GO TO HELL AGAIN?