My Piggie Is Wet

Being so excited that it makes your penis so erect to the point of where you came or there is precum making your cock wet, translating just to four words. That meaning made up of a short reference of "my dick is wet".

It's a pint of euphoria that starts in your brain the n translates through your body to the penile cavity eventually creating an erection that is so incredibly erect and structured. (Deriving from the feeling passed through your body's association of the feeling from euphoric moment received from a person place or thing). That your erection begins to produce seminal fluid from your prostate that eventually starts to excude out of our penile cap and at times converts to a total orgasm because of the excitement produced from such feeling; in-turn, making your penile cavity undried from your produced seminal fluid.

"Awh... your piggies wet?"

"Yeah... My Piggie is Wet"

Playing the Wet Bugle

Dropping some serious wet sounding farts. May be simply from wet sounding gas. May also be the wet sound of flatulence after receiving ejaculate during anal sex.

Taco Bell last night made me start playing the wet bugle today.

After I laid my nut in LaKrieseha’s tight booty last night, she was playing the wet bugle about 3 am.

Freud's Wet Dream

The phrase is commonly said when a person has a "Freudian Slip".

Boy A: "I can't wait till I'm sexteen".
Boy B: "Don't you mean sixteen".
Boy A: "Oh crap woops".
Boy B: "Dude you would be Freud's wet dream".

14👍 3👎

Wet My Beak

To muscle in on someone else's action. To take a piece of the pie.

When Johnny Sack moved to Jersey, he claimed "I'm not looking to wet my beak." But Tony Soprano knew otherwise.

102👍 40👎

Chicago Wet Beef

The act of taking laxatives directly preceding coitus; in a race against time to achieve orgasm before voiding your bowels.

Against better judgement Billy decided to take his date out for a hot Chicago Wet Beef; there was no second date.

11👍 2👎

Michigan Wet Mitten

When you nut in a girls mouth and she spits it in your hand. Then you slap her in the face with that hand.

"Why do you have a pink eye and a red spot on your face?"

"Because I got a Michigan Wet Mitten."

12👍 2👎

cool wet grass

An expression of difficulty. This will often be said repeatedly while doing something difficult that you have to do and want to get finished. It originated in amateur firewalking as a way to create a mental image that no, your feet are not burning.

Joe ran through the bullet-riddled alley, muttering "cool wet grass cool wet grass cool wet grass" under his breat

23👍 6👎