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Deliberately hurting oneself to get out of doing something.
Woman: Will you take the trash out?
Man: I can't. *Twists his leg* My leg is broken!
Woman: *Walks away in disgust*
Man: *Winks at the camera, then starts screaming in pain*
When you put crisco behind your womans knee and fuck her knee cleavage.
Gave my bitch a greasy dog leg last night.
a big fat cock that I would love inside of me
Girl: ouuu fuck daddy
Boy: you like how I’m fucking this pussy baby
Girl: yess daddy, you fuck me so good with your third leg
When your shin / calf are cramping on the leg you use to push the driving pedal in your motor vehicle.
Will you please drive today? my leg hurts because I have drivers leg.
A woman who attempts to lay in bed with you unintentionally providing no pleasure. Ultimately, leading too a long thought conversation of mentals.
I wanted a hook leg after she finessed a position in my bed.
Instead, we just lay'd still.
Listening to each other breath.
Thinking about it for the longest.
On November 11th you will be able to slide tackle a soccer player in the leg . Idk if this is legal or not but ye :)
Bro I wish that there was a day where you can to slide tackle a soccer player in the leg.
Well now you can, on Slide tackle a soccer player in the leg day!
Another term for a dirty slutt; so easy half the party sleeps with her before she even thinks about washing that dicked down stank pussy.
Hey we are having a party..
Bring all the stank legs, I'm trying to fuck.