I'll smack you like a red-haired step child at K-mart

1. Phrase often said to notify someone you are in a squabble with, that you are going to strike them, similar to how one would smack their adoptive red-haired child.

Guy: Hey buddy did you eat my last sweet cuppin-cake?

Buddy: Yeah i did guy, and what are you going to do about it?

Guy: Mother fuck! I'll smack you like a red-haired step child at K-mart!

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D-U-N-K-A-D-E-L-I-C

D-Determination U-Unity N-Nutrition K-Knowledge A-Athleticism D-Defense E-Energy L-Leadership I-Intimidation C-Champion

The D-U-N-K-A-D-E-L-I-C is the blueprint to becoming a champion.

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natalie and charlie sitting in a tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g

cha cha and Natalie love each other so very much

haha, Natalie and Charlie sitting in a tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g ahahah

✨G u n d h a m t a n a k a✨

To premaritally hold hands.

“Would you like to ✨G u n d h a m t a n a k a✨ with me?”

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I W T D B I D W T K M S

I want to die but I don’t want to kill my self

Friend: hi how are you?
Me good but I W T D B I D W T K M S
Friend: well shit

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I L Y S M I W K M S F Y

Why is it, ' ily ' and not, 'I love you so much I would kms for you'

A: I L Y S M I W K M S F Y
B: <33

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G E K O L O N I S E E R D

A word used by the superior Dutch people to signify their presence on any Dutch related posts which literally translates to "Colonised". Usage of this word is usually followed by someone else saying "Zeg makker".

Guy 1: "Hey did you hear about this one thing that is super vaguely connected to the Dutch?"
Guy 2: "No I actually didn't, I would love to hea-
Random Dutch person: "G E K O L O N I S E E R D"

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