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a girl who is your friend and the two of you act like you are together but you are not officially. basically you are together...but you are not. it's obvious that both like each other but have not actually done or said anything about it yet.
john: hows your girlfriend doing?
me: oh she's not my girlfriend yet...for now she's just my friend girl
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Girl who carries her own male prophylactics (condoms) for sexual intercourse. From the "I'm a safety girl" line in Pretty Woman.
Tammara is a safety girl, she always carries condoms when she is looking to hook up.
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Softball girls are usually gorgeous, thicc, and down to earth. Also sometimes thought to be lesbians.
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When a female has a strong sense of admiration and respect for another female. Said female often idolizes the other one. There are generally no sexual or romantic feelings linked to girl crushes. The "girl crusher" may simply wish they were friends with their girl crush.
The "girl crusher" may think the girl she is girl crushing on is,
a) beautiful
b) smart
c) funny
d) talented
e) other
f) some/all of the above
See Jenna Marbles' video on girl crushes for more information.
Person One: "Kayla just adores Emma Watson. She has a poster of her in her room, has seen all of her films and even had her hair styled like Emma's at one point. I heard that she's considering studying at Brown University as well."
Person Two: "It sounds like Kayla has a massive girl crush."
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A disturbed Asian woman who is in a tub, sticks her ass in the air, and splunges anal fluids out of her ass and into her mouth. A sickening website www.tubgirl.com but lots of fun to send to people.
Pranker: Hey, go to www.tubgirl.com
Random person: mkay
*opens*
Random person: OH JESUS CHRIST, WTF IS THIS?
Pranker: haha, PWN3D
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Sorority Girl
A dusty ass female who decides to join a group of dumb cunts whom she calls "sisters" when she starts college. This girl is usually unable to find friends and be social by nature, so she must be surrounded by other slut bags like herself to build up confidence and be noticed in the college community. She pays in excess of several hundred dollars to just be part of this group of like minded bitches. On a warmer day, she may wear extra short jean shorts, with her ass sticking out the bottom of course, accompanied by a shirt showing off the letters of the cunt club she's part of. On a night out she will prep by taking many shots with the bitches surrounding her until they cannot stand, this comes into effect approximately 3-4 shots of liquor in. Her low alcohol tolerance is due to the fact that she feeds her body with only water and carrots or celery to maintain an anorexic body type because she believes she is fat. The intelligence level of this girl is the equivalent of a newborn puppy suffering from the most serious cases of Down syndrome. When talking her, she will talk only of material things and get easily distracted by the most minute things, mid conversation. When told a joke or sentence that requires some thought process, the sorority girl will initiate a reaction that the people around her are doing to hide the fact that she did not get what was said.
Some common sayings include:
1) Bitch hold my hair!!
2) I only had one glass of water today and a celery stick, and I'm so full
3) sorority girl 1: I think I'm gonna wake up early tomorrow to hit the gym. (The elliptical of course)
Sorority girl 2: omg you're such an overachiever. I wish I had your motivation.
4) Wait...... What?
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a prostitute(an alternative to terms like whore and slut)
I felt sick when I learned she was a working girl.
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