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douche nozzle

language variance. as in the german, du shnosel; arrogant young prick. came across this with my friend from germany. funny germanglish cross slang connection.

zat man hee theenks he iss so spveshial, iss he geevin uss de nose in ze air, perfect case of du shnosel. douche nozzle! same thing. love it.

by gumption101 January 3, 2009

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THEE douche

Generally from New Zealand, THEE one and only douche is what we would think of as a slacker with great potential, a person who can speak Japanese and Chinese fluently but chooses to communicate in sniggers. Wants to breeze through life avoiding all responsibilities, much in the same way as Ferris Bueller. Alot of smarts but just not enough drive to put those smarts to good use, would much rather hang around playing on facebook and laughing at poor people... when he isn't having one of his 10 daily "power naps"

I knew a guy called Sam once... he was most certainly THEE douche

by Captain Brocoli April 27, 2007

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Douche Bag

A Greek Bastard Or Pud

Pud, You're A Douche Bag

by Snaggler December 25, 2005

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douche bag

what cartman and kyle call each other on Southpark, alltough they don't really know what it means.

You are the biggest douche, ever, douche!
"I'm not a douche!"
In "The Biggest douche of the Universe"

by j-douche October 17, 2003

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douche bag

Someone who is unsophisticated, and even more than that, someone who acts in a disgusting manner or can't be trusted.

1) I shared a secret with him, and the douche bag told everyone, 2) We met two young women at the party, and were having a great time, until the douche bag started acting like a jerk and they walked off, 3) We had great tickets to the playoff game, and the douche bag was late, so we missed the first three innings.

by Dave Tebo October 23, 2005

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douche bag

something you say to someone when you have nothing else to call them.

Lisa- why do you have to be such a... a... dousch bag!!!!

by skandalus June 22, 2004

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douche bag

Derogatory moniker applied to somebody who arrogantly and inflexibly imposes their rules on others and refuses to give in when it backfires.

That admin at quetzalcoatl daily news refuses to change his policies despite the fact that people are leaving the board in droves. What a douche bag.

by qcdner June 13, 2006

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