Ethan

the worst person you may ever meet and has a toxic personality, ALWAYS HAS BAD HAIR he will make you cry. NEVER TRUST A ETHAN:)

Dude 1: Dude this person suckssss
Dude 2:Is their name, Ethan?
Dude 1:Yea! how did you know!?
Dude 2:Umm 1 cause I'm smart and 2 all Ethans SUCK dude-
Dude 1:OMG! your right!

Ethan

A generally nice guy, if you can can get past the fact that he OWNS SLAVES! Yes i speak no hyperbole this man owns up to 43 slaves at a farm in Washington DC. Other than that he is pretty nice... unless your black.

Damn, Ethan just bought me and he is sending me to DC tomorrow!

Ethan

Ethan is very special name just like any other name. He can be also funny,kind,smart, he could also help you in support you when you have problems.And if you ever get a chance of dating a guy name Ethan then your lucky

She must be lucky to be dating an Ethan!

Ethan

Ethan is a very horny teenage boy who spends his time skateboarding, vaping, and drinking monsters rather than doing his homework. He's really tall and a bit of a loner but he's really popular with the ladies. He gets bullied by Chad but he doesn't care and he has a godly taste in music. You may not want to admit it, but Ethan is way cooler than you.

Chad: Ethan's such a fucking loser ahaha
Rebecca: stfu Chad, you're an asshole and I'm leaving you for Ethan because he's cooler than you
Chad: 😭😭😭

Ethan

Ethan's a really tall leftist skater boy. He's not very popular, and probably gets bullied but he doesn't care. He's really sad and horny all the time but it works out because he's pretty popular with the ladies. Ethan has a nicotine addiction and drinks too much monster energy. He also has a godly taste in music. He plays guitar and writes music but will only play you his music if he trusts you, which isn't very likely. Whether you like it or not, Ethan is cooler than you.

Chad: haha Ethan you fucking loser go write a song about cutting yourself or something emo trash
Rebecca: stfu Chad leave Ethan alone
Chad: *misogynistic comment*

Rebecca: you know what Chad we're breaking up I'm leaving you for Ethan
Chad: 😭😭😭

Ethan

Ethan is a guy you will get along with. He is funny smart cute and sweet. He can be cheeky but is always nice. He has manors and always is a good friend to talk to. If you have a Ethan in your life keep him you wont regret it

Ethan is so sweet

Yeah because it Ethan

Ethan

A unfunny rude piece of shit. Ethan will probably fuck your mom and blame you for it. Hes a smart ass thats missing the smarts.

Holy shit ,Ethans dick