Ethan is sweet and a good friend, but a TOTAL simp. He is crazy for someone (Greta) and he has been obsessed with her for 6 years. Even tho they kinda flirt, he has not taken the first step yet and I hope they end up together.
Ethan?
yeah.
The simp? or the normal one.
Ethan is a goofy individual who some would call a silly goose
Ethan is so funny he obviously is a silly goose
Ethan such dick and farts all the time. Some how though he is still tan in winter. All the girls think he is so cool but once you get to know him you which you didn't. He is the biggest pick me you would EVER met. And i swear that all ethans are gay lmao. Just be careful if you know an ethan.
Oh no that ethna let out a fart again ethans are such pick mes
Ethan is super weird he farts all the time in class and thinks its so funny when it most definetly is not. Somehow though he is still tan in the winter. He is a massive pick me and trys to get attention from people all the time. And also i swear most ethans are gay lol
gamer. easy to talk to. sexy as fuckkkkk
Girl 1: Did you see that fit guy over there?
Girl 2: Yeah, that’s Ethan.
Ethan goes great with April but but gets rejected a lot he acts gay with the boys bit he's not
Ethan shoudl ask out April
Yeah he shoudl!
Ethan is the most imature person you’ll ever meet Ethan is a massive bum when a god (whichever it is you believe in) looks at him he crys
Gandhi- Ethan fucking sucks
Batman- I’m Batman! Btw fuck Ethan
Puppies everywhere- arf (roughly translates to Ethan fucking sucks)