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five gold rings

a chrismass carol

five gold rings!

by xdr5t3evq3q December 15, 2023


《¤》Sally 《¤》Brompton 《¤》Only《¤》 Thinks《¤》 Of《¤》 The 《¤》Angel《¤》 Number 《¤》Five 《¤》Thousand《¤》 And《¤》 Thirty《¤》 Five《¤》

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《¤》Sally 《¤》Brompton 《¤》Only《¤》 Thinks《¤》 Of《¤》 The 《¤》Angel《¤》 Number 《¤》Five 《¤》Thousand《¤》 And《¤》 Thirty《¤》 Five《¤》

by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 08, 2025


got five

A question asking if you have five minutes to talk, listen or lend a helping hand

Hey, you got five to help me?

by ragnarodin February 04, 2016


Five Finger Waltz

Another term for Masturbation

Adriana was doing the five finger waltz tonight because her boyfriend was out of town.

by Airabel September 23, 2010


Five finger death cuntch

The act of getting violently fisted by a person wearing several rings. These rings end up catching some pussy flaps and ripping the snatch to shreds.

Tyrant: god I hope she doesn’t die.

Big Easy: ummmm what?

Tyrant: I gave this whore a five finger death cuntch cd and now she is on life support at Jefferson hospital.

Big Easy: o bloody hell...

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm December 20, 2019


Back in five Minutes

Callum Johnsons 5 minutes are actually 25 minutes

Callum - "ill be back in five minutes"

Call- hes gone for a pot noodle

by Connor Bernard June 24, 2018


Five Pound Trout

The largest most massive single turd imaginable, along the size and shape of a very big fish. Its so big, it sticks out of the water.

Dang it Bob, you left a five pound trout in the toilet without flushing it down. If you want everyone to see your masterpieces, send them to the Louvre!

by IFSATG March 27, 2021