1 French Bias describes every situation you commented on positive or negative but always develops to the most catastrophic result.
2 Being able to take so many hits that the enemy loses its endurance to continue beating.
"The Grosser Kurfürst was just melting the Jean Bart B with it's secondary armament when French Bias hit and french damage saturation reached it's full potential: Even though the GK was at 90 000 HP, Jean Bart deleted it in a matter of seconds."
In sport, when you are playing against a team full of French people and they manage to lose within the last five minutes despite having a big lead.
"OH MAN WE WON IN THE LAST MINUTE WITH AN AWESOME GOAL!"
"That must have been very french."
The insertion of the fist into a man's urethra
It is my boyfriend's birthday, so I'm giving him a French Fist tonight
The most mind-numbing grammar ever invented
"English speakers must not be able to speak out language, but how will we accomplish such a task?"
Make the French grammar impossible to do unless it is a native speaker?"
Most of the goofy-assest songs ever
There is a French marching song about onions and how the Austrians can’t have them
The term given for any car manufactured by a french company , french automobiles are known to be unreliable and commonly have frequent electrical issues
No i don’t want that peugot it’s french scrap
When you have your dick in a butt and someone has their dick in your butt
Billy: dude yesterday some guy invited me to a french conga line
Tim: did you go
Billy: hell no i didnt go what do i look like, im french?