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Shitting blood on the top of someone's head after vigorously anally masturbating with a broken broom handle.
Sally: Oh my boyfriend gave me such a steamy tomato hat last night
When a someone ejaculates onto your head & then sets their hairy bush atop their partners head.
Bro, last night was wild. She let me give her a hairy hat!
Displaying excitement regardless of personal feelings. Based off the concept of wearing a party hat around your waist and over your crotch as a comical and fallic accessory.
I’m gonna have to be a real party hat penis tonight - I got no sleep yesterday.
A sex act performed among four men on a camping trip, whereby the recipient is stripped and bent over a table, small incisions are made on both sides below the bottom rib, and he is penetrated in three open orifices, leaving the mouth open so that his friends can enjoy his screams.
We pulled Sade's Hat Trick on Jack last Saturday, but he pulled through and we went fishing the next day.
Street slang for an uncircumcised penis. The funny moniker is derived from their similar shape and the obvious fact that they both cover a head.
Oh girl, you know my friend hooked up with him. He has a pope hat!
During intercourse one person shits on the other person's head, Hence "Top Hat"
I was banging this chick last weekend, she told me to try something new so I gave her a Cincinnati Top Hat! She never saw it coming.
A sexually move for hot ass citizens that need a break from calling normal sex "normal"...
"So hey we should to horizontal top hat"
"sounds awesome when you put it that way"