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Jacob Jackson

Someone who sucks at sports (especially cross country) he thrives to maintain having ashy knees and has tree branches for legs. he is sometimes nice but always bullies his friends. he is very short and needs friends to talk to him because he is shy. HE ALSO IS A EGG AND LIVES TO MAKE FUN OF HIS FRIENDS

IMAGINE BEING A JACOB JACKSON

by kenny Sheldon September 1, 2020


Jacob Jackson

a person who cheats at uno.

the best country runner (not true)

he's musty, loud, and ashy.
someone ate his last ice-cream sandwich

that Jacob Jackson is short

by DillyTom September 1, 2020


jacob wagner

a complete stud

wow jacob wagner can have my kids

by 69_4skin_69 December 3, 2018


jacob + emily

Jacob + Emily is just another definition for soulmates. They clicked instantly as soon as they met and they are destined to be no matter what gets in the way (even *cough cough*)

Magnesium: "Yo bro have you met your soulmate yet?"
Bro: "I dont think so man... we are nothing like jacob + emily... we are more like fire and ice."

by firedaddy72 November 8, 2023


jacob langley

The absolute biggest dickhead ever. No one ever wants to be friends with him because he annoys the fuck out of everyone.

Person: Dude, it’s Jacob Langley
Person 2: Omg he’s so annoying

by TimothyMcTimothy December 21, 2017


Jacob Micheal Taylor

A very caring and loving person with a massive dick

Jacob Micheal Taylor is very caring

by Very trusted source September 21, 2021


jacob burton

Wanna be cracker gangster who wears other peoples fake designer belts and thinks he can beat up campus supervisors. Acts hard untill you talk shit about his broke boy ass clothing style.

Jacob Burton takes fifties like the crackhead he is

by Santa Rosa Boii February 14, 2018