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A woman Tripping over the dick acting crazy
That's the third time she come down here looking for him she got that meat poisoning!
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Hajime: Out of all the dishes you prepared, the only one that could hide a weapon as long as an iron skewer is... THE MEAT ON THE BONE
MEAT ON THE BONE > ON THE BONE MEAT
Teruteru killed poor Byakuya with an iron skewer and to hide that weapon he hid it on the only place he could... THE MEAT ON THE BONE
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a meat shawty is a small, pee wee, penis measuring in 4 inches or less, sitting on a fat nasty sac
On the beach there were guys showing off meat shawty's in thongs.
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meat chunks is a tearm used to describe shit or poo.
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Dug meat is fine cuisine often served in small towns such as bonnyrigg and rosewell
Dug neat can also be served with a side of cold beans and a refreshing 50p isotonic to wash it down
Guy 1
"Oh look over there wee brain's oan the dug meat again"
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The result of being up for days on crystal meth (COMMONLY KNOWN AS "THE HEAT") and finding that your penis has shriveled up to a 1/4 inch of wrinkly useless flesh not even good enough for a proper piss. The heat stick equivalent of whisky dick.
awe shit man, after 4 days that hot chick from the party finally fell asleep and i tried to pull the old 'did i wake you? sorry.... oh yeah my dick is in you isn't it? weird..... Good morning!' trick but i had a terrible case of heat meat
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Meat that lived such a green, organic, happy life that it might as well have signed a waiver allowing respectful hippie famrers to kill it (humanely) for our consumption. For the responsible carnivore.
Kira mainly sticks to vegan fare, but now and then she will indulge in a waiver steak.
Have you tried the steak at Whole Foods? It's all waiver meat.
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