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A special tool used for plucking hairs on the male genitilia. Often resulting in little red bumps, but also resulting in a softer and smoother cock.
Shayla:"So Tyler got a new penis plucker, and it works miriacles!"
Megan:"Did it result in a softer and smoother cock?"
Shayla:"Smoothest I have ever caressed."
Megan:"Penis pluckers are cool."
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Of having a penis that is ergonomically retro-fitted to operate at optimum efficiency in vaginal situations
Alas, he had a most Tactical Penis. Thousands gazed upon it's wondrous glory for years to come.
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When you say one thing, but mean your mother.
- He was wearing this apron that said kiss the cock, and -
- Kiss the cock? Was that a freudian penis?
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When the boy puts his member between a girl's legs from behind, giving the impression that in addition to her Vuva, she also has a small penis.
Bob came up from behind, suprising suzy with his famous clown penis.
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what tom cruise has
katie holmes in an online sex magazine, said: "tom cruise has a 2 inch small penis and i never feel anything, but im very good at pretending."
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someone you hate very much and want to just erease from all your memories
i cant believe i liked him, and whats so damn good about her that i dont have? hes such a fucking penis fuck
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the result of the male penis getting overly excited and thus causing a nuclear explosion
inside the tip of the male penis, much like a warhead. when this rare occurance happens, the tip of the
penis litterly propels off of the penis shaft moving at excess speeds of 1000 mph, trailin behind a
mixture of blood and penile juices. having contact with any of the tissue and/or fluids is extremely fatal
Imran still gets pelted with large amounts of penis shrapnel from taliban people.
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