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Temperature cold enough to cause nipples to be the length of a stack of five quarters.
It's five quarters cold outside today.
Created by Taco Bell in 2009, these taco-shaped laxatives provide old people a tasty alternative when it comes to their bathroom needs.
Instead of shotgunning a prune juice I ate a five buck box instead; needless to say I just destroyed that toilet.
That time generally starting a few days before Thanksgiving and ending sometime after the New Year where everyone appears to lose all common sense. Highlighted by events such as Black Friday, Drunk Christmas Parties, Fights over parking stalls at malls, erratic driving on freeways, an unexplainable increase in the number of people out and about, and general chaos wherever people tend to congregate.
Dude this sucks. I try to go to a store and I get hit by the Forty-Five Days of Stupid. People cutting me off on the drive over, fights over a parking stall, crabby-ass folks in line at the check out, and clerks that look like they would rather kill you and stick you in a closet than ring up your tab.
I'm gonna go in the basement with a six-pack and wait it out.
the act of 2 cars traveling in opposite direction and hitting their sideview mirrors in a was that appears that both cars are performing a high five.
do not turn right on the last street. there is a high risk of car-fiving
five meaning a set of five good twos, in which case you have five twos that add up to ten
lil nig: Rate dat ho over there
me: I’ll give her a five, five good twos 🤣
trash (like you :O)
your mom: hey want some decaf five hour energy?
me: no, that's garbage... Just like you
hands used in barehanded boxing aka fisticuffs
So, the gloves went off and we engaged in fisticuffs feeding ourselves five knuckle sandwiches until one of us saw stars
After the argument I just fed him a five knuckle sandwich