when you hit his pillow

When you have sex with him

When you hit his pillow , you guys will become so much closer

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I hit lefty, but only in baseball

A metaphorical way of a telling a gay or lesbian you are straight and have no desire or capacity for a same-sex hookup.
You tell a bi I switch hit, but only in baseball.

At the batting cage....
Lesbian standing outside cage: I just LOOOVEE the way you swing the bat left-handed. Can you hit lefty with me?
Me: Hell, no! I hit lefty, but only in baseball! I I throw righty.

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hit over the head by the tavern bitch

typically meaning incredibly drunk, or pasted. origin: possibly coming from old days when tavern mades would hit a drunk man when he hit on her or was acting dumb

"hey ssss-ss-sexy thang yooooou wan somthin ta drink"
"fuck-off" (hitting noise)
"ooooow bitch!"

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hit two peacocks with one ruby

a variation of "hit two birds with one stone"

Everyone know what "hit two birds with one stone" means

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after the excrement hit the air-conditioning

A phrase used to signal when some inevitable bad thing has happened.
Everyone involved usually gets punished or ill effects.
A different version of "when the shit hits the fan"

Phil called the bouncer an idiot. After the excrement hit the air-conditioning and now Phil and all his mates are banned from the club

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I switch hit, but only in baseball

A metaphorical way of telling someone you are not bisexual and have no desire to hook up with that person. Can be used by either gay or straight people. Especially true if you are a baseball switch-hitter.

Bi person: Wanna play some ball? Those homers you hit from both sides of the plate really turn me on!!
You: Sorry, but I switch hit, but only in baseball!

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the shiot has hit the fan mothafucka

1. when things go wrong

2. a phrase you can add literally anywhere and anytime

3. something you can say to someone when you get uber-pissed at them

1. The shiot hit the fan when Justin Timberlake became horny. The result: A "wardrobe malfunction." (you know Janet liked it....)

2. ::frog breathes:: The shiot has hit the fan, mothafuckaaaaaaa!!

3. When the fangirls claimed Orlando as their own, the girl with the gun in the back of the crowd screeched, "THE SHIOT HAS HIT THE FAN, MOTHAFUCKAAAAAAAAAA!" and shot all the fangirls.

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