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this rule states that no man should ever know when a girl is on the rag. (similar to the rule 444, girls dont poop). this rule implies that periods are not real and are lies. (guys dont like to think about them therefor we do not ever EVER).
girl- i cant have sex tonight
dude- why not baby
girl (acting as if we have heard or should know this befor hand)- im on my period
dude (now knowing that smell wasent a nasty fart and having self realization that she has blood and stink comming from her baby hole)- AHHHHH respect rule 444-p
Girl- huh
dude (mentally vomiting now knowing that he has the girl out of all of them that dose this)- guys dont know untill you tell.
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a P D phile is a creature that lurks in the highschools and has sex with 11 yearolds... unlike a pedephile a P D phile is under 18, this way the P D phile can only be charged with Statutory rape, instead of full blown rape.
highschool student 1: did you see that P D phile at the party, it was trying to pray on that 13 year old
highschool student 2: i know... that shit is scary
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the act of people drinkin all of someone elses powerrade cuz their are white and poor and cant afford their own
yo nigga easy on the p-rade abuse
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procter and gamble
A mega-corporation that makes all sorts of household products that has been suspected of being tied to Satanism.
These suspisions and stories about the company have been deemed to be an urban legend and many websites debunk it as an urban legend claiming that these were rumors that circulated in the 80's that the CEO went on some talk show(shows ranging from Merv Griffin and Phil Donahue to Sally Jesse Raphael are often cited) and admitted he was a Satanist.
Well I happened to have seen a show on Procter and Gamble and it was infact Phil Donahue!
Now I don't recall exactly who or what happened but I do remember Procter and Gamble being talked about on an episode of Phil Donahue so if they deny that then they're lying because I saw it!
Phil Donahue denies ever doing a show which featured any Procter and Gamble CEO,but I wonder if he would deny ever having the Procter and Gamble "topic" discussed on his show because I "know" I saw an episode that discussed it.I just can't really remember anything beyond that though.They talked about the Satanism thing but I don't know if any CEO was there or if he admitted to being a Satanist.But I know Donahue did a show like this.I saw it! If he denies it then he's lying. Too much time hanging around that commie Posner I suppose!
Phil is a whacko so I wouldn't put lying past him.He is an ass!
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The word said when c o n s u m i n g too much memes
I love to lick my n i p p l e s.
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A P base three is the mathematical way of saying P3, which was originaly an unfinished drawing of a penis, but now has also come to mean penis. Also P base four minus one.
"Quit grabbing your P base three in public, Mark, it's impolite."
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to fear
p|-|34|2 |\/|3 |\|00|3|_3+ 1|/\|1|_|_ 0|/\||\|20|2 J00!
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