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A inferior version of overwatche's doomfist.
A bad anime.
One punch man sucks!
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When you get so mad because your mini dog attacks another mini dog at the dog park, you punch the playboy model who owns the other dog in the face.
Like when a Sacramento County law enforecment officer punches a citizen in the face over a midget dog fight.
Jennifer: What's wrong?
Jane: Oh I was at the dog park and this cop go so mad she punched me
Jennifer: Oh she must have been Dog park punch mad.
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A high 5, from a man to a woman, which results in the woman becoming pregnant.
I was so excited after that 49ers playoff win that I wacked the pud for a few minutes until achieving sweet jizz release. Due to my euphoric state i neglected to wash my hands. After entering the bar I ran into that sexy bartender who is also a 9ers fan and gave her a tremendous 5 finger prego punch, resulting in transportation of DNA from my hand to hers. She was so turned on by our hand slap that she earnestly and eagerly went somewhere private to masturbate. 9 months later I became a dad.
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To insert ur tongue into anus hole
I bet u wont tongue punch my fart box
Shoving your tongue deep into an anus. (As deep as you can I suppose)
Man she's really hot! Maybe she wants to get a little kinky. I'd like to tongue punch her fart box.
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to knock someone out in one hit, then fist-pump over their battered body
playa, i'm gonna bang you out one punch if you say one more thing
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someone who has been punched too many times and now its stupid (ie mohammed ali)
wow i think schnur has been punched too many times, hes starting to sound like a punch drunk dummy
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