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Croft (noun)- the space between a male’s leg and scrotum where sweat and other bodily secretions/smells tend to accumulate.
Rusty Crofts (noun)- the condition of overly irritated crofts due to accumulation of ball cheese, swass, and excessive leg to ball rubbagr causing severe chaffage.
Dude, my crofts are so sweaty.
Dude, I can’t walk anymore I have a case of the rusty crofts
The act of intercourse during the menstruation.
He was real hard up so he gave her the ol rusty Dutch boy because he wasn't going to wait a whole week.
When participant “A” defecates, it is then placed inside of participants “B” anus. Participant “B” will then release the placed specimen upon the original donors chest while simultaneously rubbing it in.
I am so glad that my partner and I discovered the Rusty Wallace foreplay. I always wanted to shit on my own chest, now there’s a way!
Much like a Cleveland Steamer, the Rusty Wallace begins by one participant squatting and defecating upon the chest of the second participant and then rubbing it in.
Instead of steam rolling it as one classically would, the user dives their face in the shit and blow through it. The resulting holes then can be covered and uncovered to be played like a rusty old trombone.
I wanted to get to work on time today, but I was still busy cleaning up shit after giving a Rusty Wallace to that slut Cindy.
We hit a new milestone in our relationship with a Rusty Wallace. I never thought my girlfriend would play her shit like a trumpet for me.
The weapon you pick when it demands the slowest and most painful death possible. This will aggravate us all using the rusty spoon it truly will.
"This took beyond the rusty spork today it took the rusty spoon."
When you are giving it to your girl during shark week and she decides to pull it out and put it in her mouth.
Bro, I was slamming that tinder hoe last night and she totally gave me a rusty rod!
Monster engery drink and orange juice mixture
Yo I just had a rusty handjob at the bar