Someone who although might have been in the Marines completely dishonors the name living their life like some douche who peaked in high school who lies cheats commits tax fraud scams people and beats women
Blaine Harold is a fake Marine
When a retarded snail gets mixed with one to many chromosomes and sprouts human legs
“Did you see how much Johnny was a fake ran yoda last night?”
When you feel like your boyfriend doesn't really exist because you're in a long distance relationship and you forget what they sound like/look like
I wonder what my boyfriend's doing right now.. oh wait.. Do I have a boyfriend? I must have fake boyfriend syndrome.
person 1: has a bag of chips
person 2: "if he cant break bread he fake."
person 1 now has to share his stuff towards person 2.
ex. 2
person has girlfriend
person 2: "if he cant break bread he fake''
it is now THEIR girlfriend
A guy who thinks he is awesome, but really has a lot to be modest about.
Are Gill and Jonny suitable for promotion? No way, they're all talk and no trousers; real fake chipleaders!
when you pretend to be coming off of a drug you have never been into, or had a part of distributing / making.
" y'all was fake kicking shit so ima dap you with the lefty "
E. Pocahontas Warren and Pocapelosi seem to be as fake as Pocahontas