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When you are having anal sex with your partner and when you pull out, their anus is stays on you cock like a pink sock 🧦.
Good way to keep your fireman warm during the winter months and for those who do not have winter, it may be a little too hot for you “Murphy Johnson and Sons”-“Twig and Twins”-“Tool and Truffles”-Penis and Testicles”or“Cock-Eggs”.
My “Murphy Johnson & Sons” was so “Chili” when outside of my girl’s chili ring that it created a long pink sock that is shaped like a tube using only her rectum; which is the concluding part of the large intestine with a full career change, and now fully certified and working full time as a stinky, rubbery, tube sock 🧦 for penis(s).
When you have so much and hard anal sex that your rectum falls out resembling a pink sock.
Hitler- This Anal sex is better than killing Jews
Eva- Fuck me harder and faster you failed art student.
Hitler- Okay!
Hitler- “hits it harder and faster”
Eva- Ouches
Hitler- OMFG YOUR BEAUTIFUL AND TASTY RECTUM HAS JUST FALLEN OUT!!
Eva- WHAT?!?!
Hitler- It looks like a “Pink Sock”! I would love to slip my little Hitler tootsies in that “Pink Sock”
Eva- We should probably just kill ourselves!
Hitler- Okay, but let me slip my little Hitler tootsies in your “Pink Sock” of a rectum!
To acheive the state of pink sock, remove your spacesuit upon exit of the stratosphere. Marvel at your decompressed intestines as they ooze out of your body forming a spagettified pink twin of your former self.
"Um Captain, it seems that some cunt-for-brains left the shit shoot open. All matter is currently being vaccummed into space. Shall we commence the ejection sequence?"
Captain: "It's only right. Pink Sock treatment awaits."
Fuck a girl in the asshole punch her in the back of it tensions her ass, pull out and asshole comes with, around your cock. As a nice sleeve for you to cum in.
“Last night I was feeling depressed than I went over my parent in laws house and pink socked the fuck out of the family dog. My father in-law will be scraping those dingle berries off of that bitches ass for weeks.
That son of a bitch had it cuming. Tell me I’m a disappointment again, see what happens.” - Chad
pink sock, november 1st, day is when a guy has to ask a girl out and she has to leave him on read for 2 hours and facetime her friends at night and figure out what to say because she doesnt really like him
Susan: omg its 1 november, its pink sock day today!
Lucy: shoot i hope Sam doesn't ask me out, i don't even really like him!
A pink sock is where a man sticks is penis in his girls vagina and pulls it out so fast that her intestines come out on his dick
Man I gave that girl a pink sock now I'm being charged with capital murder no
When having anal sex and the object of penetration (penis, bottle, etc.) Is removed too quickly and causes anal prolapse.
When he pulled his penos out too fast he gave her a pink sock.