someone whos mother gave birth to them out their ass
Kim is an ass crack baby
What the larger ladies have inside their underwear.
Rosie O'Donnell was busted at the airport with twenty pounds of crack in her pants.
to expose someone's deepest darkest secrets
Me: Yo we gotta crack Mily like an egg.
Sammy: wtf is wrong with you
Shreeto: stop saying that man
Me: ... she will be cracked like an egg ...
a person so retarded it’s like they do crack
aye simon is acting like a crack nose monkey, you better get him.
You gather some friends and play a casual game of Soggy Biscuit and then Everyone shits on the biscuit and then everyone plays a game of Rock, Paper, Scissors and whoever loses eats it. Almost as Simple as Jenga!!
Man would i kill to play a game of Soggy Crack Biscuit with Jessica's cute ass.
Dawn's crack - a special place; Also, early sunrise (similar to 'zero dark thirty' in military slang).
1. That woman's pie is some mighty fine – I love the crack o' dawn. 2. People, we'll be on the objective by crack o' dawn!
An event that suddenly and randomly happens out of nowhere and often drastically changes a plot or conversation
So I sent them a funny video that they described as offensive and suddenly a crack whore explosion ensued where they started bashing me for being wildly insensitive.