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When a man sticks his penis in another persons anal cavity then finds his cock covered in shit.
IAN was riding the dinky train to stinky town on ADAM, then found his cock covered in shit. WHOO, WHOO!!!
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When a group of friends wants to completely humiliate and pummel a fellow Taunton citizen, there is one way we find most enjoyable. We begin by throwing said person into a circle of friends and smacking them hard until they cry or otherwise run away to escape the blows of said friends.
This process is usually enjoyable for the objective third party members who observe or the people doing the beatings.
The person being smacked usually does not take pleasure in this activity.
Bob: "TTBD on B" (T-town beat down on Billy)
Friends:"ya. lets do it. he is fun to smack and make cry. mawahaha"
**Billy gets pushed into a mosh pit like setting, but with no music and is unable to escape the smacks of his fellow Tauntonians.**
Billy: *cries* "This isn't funny!" *runs away*
friends: *laugh*
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Very large Female that you've slept with for enjoyment.
How'd that date with Cindy work out?
Great man! I took the skin and bone to Three Hundred Pound town!
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Afterwards we'll have a few beers, then we'll be painting the town in peas and carrots.
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Made famous by Jimmy Pop of The Bloodhound Gang in the song "A Lap Dance is so Much Better When the Stripper is Crying", it essentially means the cock entering the vaginga.
"So, Bambi's goin' on about how she can make all my fantasies come true.
So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ
is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole
with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something
resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?"
Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later
I'm parkin' the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean."
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