im going to ducking kill myself

what autocorrect sees fuck as it sees fuck as duck

Guy 1: oh duck you
Guy 2: did you mean fuck?
Guy 1: ducking autocorrect
Guy 2: autocorrect?
Guy 1: DUCK!!!!
Guy 1: im going to ducking kill myself

Well fuck a duck and root a chicken!

A term used when expressing extreme surprise

Well fuck a duck and root a chicken! I had no idea!

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fuck a duck and see what hatches

awesome phrase

1: (tells awesome story)
2: Well fuck a duck and see what hatches!

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can you quack like a duck

The retching noise made when having deep throat oral sex.

"Can you quack like a duck?" I asked whilst unzipping my file with an evil gleam in my japs eye...

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Fuck A Fucking Duck You Bitch

To Want To Fuck, But Not Fuck A Random Stranger. ;)

"Go Fuck A Fucking Duck You Bitch, I WANT TO FUCK YOU!"

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I’m stuck like a duck with no luck

When your stuck like a duck with no luck

HELP I’M STUCK LIKE A DUCK WITH NO LUCK

fuck the duck's head until it's exploded

干爆鸭头

Suppose you are in a Chinese restaurant.
"Which dish do you prefer?"
"fuck the duck's head until it's exploded."

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