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Apple

The fuck you looking up the definition of apple for, how can you not know you fucking dumbass.

"Jimmy bought 875482 apples at the grocery store for some stupid fucking reason"

"Jimmy used the apples to keep the doctor away, but what he didn't know was that his doctor was also his dad."

by in_jail_out_soon. July 4, 2020


apple

apple, red, sweet, juicy

apple is a red juicy fruit the everyone should eat every day

by MopMan_ November 5, 2019


Apple

THE MOST BADASS FUCKING FRUIT ON THE ENTIRE PLANET. THE APPLE IS SO MAJESTICALLY RED IT FACEFUCKS ORNAGE IN THE PROCESS OF BEING SO MAGNIFICENT. DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE BANANA, FUCK THAT BITCH. APPLES RAIN SUPREME. HOLY SHIT.

I WANT A FUCKING APPLE

by Poopywoopypoppy May 16, 2022


apple

USED FOR RETARDED ACTIONS. BEATING UP CHILDREN E.T.C

I WILL APPLE U!

by MANIMAN May 31, 2016


Apple

The size of my dick

Person 1. How big is it
Person 2. The size of and apple

Person 1. So small and round?
Person 2. Yes

by Mike200869420 January 31, 2022


apple

A delicious red fruit much better than oranges, though orange lovers say otherwise

Wow that apple looks so good

by BUTT RUSH November 2, 2017


Apple

"Many would say an apple is a "fruit" but I propose that an apple isn't a fruit but an idea, when you think of an apple you think of the apex of fruit, you also think of autum the uninpeded best season so what do these thoughts have in common, they are the masters of their feild and thats what i want "Apple" to be, the master of technology." -Steve

Jobs

High as a kite

There is no way to use "Apple" in a sentence for it is an idea

by A_u_$ February 18, 2019