The fuck you looking up the definition of apple for, how can you not know you fucking dumbass.
"Jimmy bought 875482 apples at the grocery store for some stupid fucking reason"
"Jimmy used the apples to keep the doctor away, but what he didn't know was that his doctor was also his dad."
THE MOST BADASS FUCKING FRUIT ON THE ENTIRE PLANET. THE APPLE IS SO MAJESTICALLY RED IT FACEFUCKS ORNAGE IN THE PROCESS OF BEING SO MAGNIFICENT. DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE BANANA, FUCK THAT BITCH. APPLES RAIN SUPREME. HOLY SHIT.
Person 1. How big is it
Person 2. The size of and apple
Person 1. So small and round?
Person 2. Yes
A delicious red fruit much better than oranges, though orange lovers say otherwise
"Many would say an apple is a "fruit" but I propose that an apple isn't a fruit but an idea, when you think of an apple you think of the apex of fruit, you also think of autum the uninpeded best season so what do these thoughts have in common, they are the masters of their feild and thats what i want "Apple" to be, the master of technology." -Steve
Jobs
High as a kite
There is no way to use "Apple" in a sentence for it is an idea