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Josh is someone you can rely on, at any given time. If you wanna have sex after class, he's going to be there for you. He'll even bring birth control pills if you ask him to, but he prefers to go without them. He'll fuck you everywhere, he loves taking risks. It could be in an igloo on the north pole, next to a fat lion in the african jungle, in the supermarket while an old lady with a cat is watching, anywhere really.
Josh can be a more difficult listener. He has selective hearing (which can be quite annoying at times) and he only listens to things he find more interesting. Like for example; your cup size, your favourite pringles, the compliments you give him, basically all the good things. He does not listen to things like; bad puns (which are actually funny, he just has a bad sense of humor), facts ('cause he always thinks he's right) and common sense (cuz he's a maniac).
The most important thing about Josh is that he always supports you. He cares for you more than anything and you're always on his mind. He'll tell you everyday how much he loves you, how badly he wants you and how perfect you are. Really, he can be quite cute sometimes. You really gotta keep the girls away from him though, he's quite the catch.
If you ever find a Josh, never let him go. You'll realise that he's the sweetest thing ever. Once you get to see the parts of him that nobody else gets to see, you'll want him forever, tenever.
Origin: Hebrew. Meaning: Jehovah is salvation.
Josh, the name, is a centre figure in the past, but josh the man, the runner, is a centre figure in his team. Quiet till he isn’t, josh always has fascinating stories to share and adorable baby photos of himself in oversized cricket pads.
A creature that does the highest drugs known to man. He goes by the name BARNEY which means thickest of them all in the language he made called crackhead. This creature hates three major things gingers, Joeys, and the most annoying of them all is the people who say don’t do drugs or get fat when they’re fat though.
If I new josh is would kill myself
Josh is a femboy who has a small wiener due to his loyalty to the tory party
Josh: Hi
Everyone: uh it's that Tory
A stinky fucker baths in a sewer has small dick syndrome hated by his peers extremely cocky while lacking a dick and pussy’s out of fights
Josh the smelly welly doesn't take a bath
That one guy in y11 who talks to y7 and 8s cuz they got rejected by every single person in their own year.
Josh, she's only 12 years old.