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November 22nd is national ride on a elevator with bae day. It is the perfect day to take your significant other and ride in an elevator together and have a make out sesh or maybe something more😏😉.
“Yo tomorrow is national ride on a elevator with bae day”-James
“Yea me and Ashley are gonna make out in there”-Tom
The act of mounting one’s bed post and neighing loudly while eating soft serve ice cream
I’m gonna be riding my horse to Dairy Queen later, wanna cum along?
On December 23 your girlfriend will ride you all day to get you ready for Christmas Eve
It’s the 23rd!!
National ride your Boyfriend day
Bet lemme ride
bored as a board on a board riding board is a word or sentence used when someone is so bored they decide to say the word multiple times with different meanings in a different pattern
Timmy: ughhh im boarddddddddddd
jonny: me 2
Timmy: are you as bored as a board on a board riding board
jonny: why
Timmy: idk jus bored
Using cough syrup that contains Dextromethorphan to get high.
"That guy was going on about the secret meaning of Xenogears...he must have been riding the brown plastic pony!"
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this is when you go to england and get a hot girlfriend. then you get all of her fat friends and force them to give you deep throat while you watch german she male porn. its called trhe happy spice girls ride because if you wanna be her lover u gotta get WITH her friends.
i did a happy happy spice girls ride with your mom and her lesbian friends because my porn tape broke i had no money and i wated some pimpen head from fat bitches.
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possibly the greatist thing ever thought of.
Joe: So I was think of geting a tattoo.
John:Of what?
Joe: godzilla riding a skateboard playing guitar
John:OMFG thats the greatest thing ive ever heard!
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