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The asshole neighbor you get when you try to turn an asshole into a boy next door.
A few people tried to tame the guy like he was a playful dog or a racehorse, but he didn't have the same kind of relationship even some of the more unruly, wilder horses had with people. The more they tried (to tame, overcome, or change him), the more they met the asshole next door.
The asshole neighbor you get when you try to turn an asshole into a boy next door.
A few people tried to tame the guy like he was a playful dog or a racehorse, but he didn't have the same kind of relationship even some of the more unruly, wilder horses had with people. The more they tried, the more they met the asshole next door.
A hypothetical game played with friends naming your price for licking a random persons Asshole to Bellybutton (A2B for short). Prices are arbitrary and get deposited into the “bank” if the person is considered attractive. Money can also be withdrawn from the “bank” if the target is ugly. The “bank” has been controversial and sometimes omitted from the game.
Hey Joe, Asshole 2 Bellybutton ( A2B) on that blonde in the pink shirt?
“Oooofa I’d pay $10,000 to lick that A2B”
When your asshole/butthole is tight normally if it’s too tight you finger it
Shane’s big dick couldn’t fit in toms tight asshole so shane stuck his fingers and toms mouth and shoved them up his asshole, he wiggled his fingers a bit and then tried to fit his dick in
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this boy who was in my life
Sakshath!
Hey! Guess who has a crush on fucking asshole??
Your asshole is sore from constantly wiping your ass with cheap toilet paper.
Brian has a case of red asshole from using that grade 4 sandpaper toilet paper from Dollar General!
you just meet this girl somewhere and then you hang out with her for 3 weeks then some other guys shows up and ruins your fucking plan. Then you think to yourself "I will assassinate this bitch if he doesn't stop his flirting shit " Then you meet back with your friend after the third day they hang out and she just gets tired of you and doesn't want to do anything like you guys used to because your friend that you liked is dong it with dat ass hole and you ont know what to do so you just buy her things and buy her things and you realize the only reason she is doing things with you is because you buy her shit because you have the money to spend but you want to save it to buy a car. Then you stop because there's no point of trying anymore and you met a new girl. Then you see the asshole chilling with another girl and you say "Wtf" then you realise wtf do i care. That's what you call the true ass hole>
The true asshole
guy:hey
girl:hey
guy:so hows it going:
Next few weeks
asshole:hey
girl:hey
girl:your nice
ashole:flerts with her
boy:Wtf fuck you
a few weeks later
Boy: Im tired of buying her shit
newgirl:well you should not
boy: um ok you herd that
newgirlyeah
a few weeks later
Newgirl:I like you
boy:I like you too
you guys hug
The true ass hole:with a girl
boy:Wtf
boy-Doesn't care