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hard of understanding

A play on the phrase "hard of hearing". Often said as "acting hard of understanding".

1. Pretending like one doesn't understand or feigning ignorance, especially if the topic is simple; disingenuous; goofy; playing dumb

2. A reproach for someone who completed a request either incompletely and incorrectly, usually out of laziness: especially if the task was simple or explained several times; stupid

3. A reproach for someone who is only half listening and giving inappropriate or no response

4. Hard-headed, stubborn

Joe was asked to bring in the groceries, he brought in those from the trunk but pretended not to see those in the back seat. Joe claimed he didn't think those where meant to be brought in to which Sara accused him of being hard of understanding.

by Dann326 June 10, 2019


hard of understanding

A play on the phrase "hard of hearing". Often said as "acting hard of understanding".

1. Pretending like one doesn't understand or feigning ignorance, especially if the topic is simple; disingenuous; goofy; playing dumb

2. A reproach for someone who completed a request either incompletely and incorrectly, usually out of laziness: especially if the task was simple or explained several times; stupid

3. A reproach for someone who is only half listening and giving inappropriate or no response

4. Hard-headed, stubborn

He acted hard of understanding when I asked him to bring in the groceries, only bringing in the bags in the front seat and pretending not to see those in the back seat.

by Dann326 June 10, 2019


Number Two the Hard Way

When your female partner is sitting on the bowl taking a number one, you take a number one at the same time in the same bowl

To save time, we go Number Two the Hard Way

by fartattack 2 March 2, 2024


Hard Rat Sausage

A really Narly loking boner. something no one should have to witness.

What is that?
Oh its just my Hard Rat Sausage.

by Hard McDaniels April 12, 2019


Shuffled hard

When you run to the bathroom with your pants down and shit is peeking it’s way out of your asshole

I’m happy that 7-11 had a bathroom I shuffled hard

by Camgirl bro September 23, 2019


D’Aydrian Harding

A youtuber with over 2m on youtube. He is African and uses the word Nigga alot.

D’Aydrian Harding is about to make me cuuuuuum.

by D’Aydrian Harding October 22, 2023


Hard 8s get second dates

The phrase used to define the experience and future likely hood of seeing an individual whom you have romantic feelings for, for a second time.

We had a great time he’s a solid 8 and hard 8s get second dates

by Damien Monroe October 6, 2019