army bomb

the most beautiful wave in the world

i bought an army bomb before the bts concert!!

bomb string

When you get so excited, you forget the word "fuse" and suddenly join Catchphrase as a contestant

James: How long do you think this will burn before it explodes?

Ly: OMG!!!! Are you actually going to light the.... bomb string?!?!?

James: ...... bomb string.....?? Go stand next to the bomb. <shaking his head>

baby bomb

When you get shit on your fingers while checking a baby's diaper.

Wife: You've been washing your hands for ten minutes. What happened?

Husband: Jacob baby bombed me.

Wife: Sucks to be you.

shuffle bomb

(n.) a undesired song that comes on while your MP3/Ipod is in shuffle mode. can be simple annoying and/or extremely embarrassing

bob decided to listen to some music to help him sleep. After a few minutes he was finally falling asleep when a shuffle bomb, hardcore screamo song, came on.

John was at a party with punk friends; they were listening to some intense rock on his ipod when Miley Cyrus, The Climb, came on. This shuffle bomb ruined his rep.

Bombed out of it

When you’re drank so much alcohol that you've become a liability to all of your friends.

Look at kev over there lads he’s bombed out of it. Can’t even stand.

bali bombing

To be so cooked that you perform acts of terrorism

Bro, James is so cooked he's just about Bali Bombing

Walrus-bomb

Walrus-bomb (v.): 1) Sex with someone with a BMI of over 40, most commonly on the springboard at the YMCA pool. 2) Influx of disturbing, yet oddly sensual photographs on a social media site. 3) When the influx of number 2 causes number 1.

I totally walrus-bombed that chick in the handicapped bathroom at Chilis.

I just watched Happy Feet, and I feel all horny and I need to walrus-bomb.